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[Randy Finder, SAINT Corporation]

>That has to be the best explanation of  Eli's walkabout that I've  
>ever encountered.

High Praise, thank you. Personally, two of my favorites are "Defeat in
Detail"
(http://www.stormloader.com/users/moelane/innomine/stories/DiD.htm) and
Eli's contribution to "And I feel fine"
(http://www.sjgames.com/innomine/articles/new/GMs/Adventures/aiffintro.h
tml) in part 6.

>Undead only exist on the corporeal.  They are really not all that  
>common, and finding one that Eli could stand having consensual  
>relations with might be a task.  Not to mention bringing about an  
>orgasm in someone who is literally a dried out mummy might be quite a  
>task.

Agreed with all of these, but Eli isn't exactly a novice in the art of
the Kama Sutra...

>Who says Jean has to be the one to figure everything out?

And Saminga is a bit lower on the list of Enemies for Jean than he is
for Eli.

>And how would it free the soul?  Would the undead become unanimated  
>as their soul returns to the Great Wheel?  Would they become  
>breathers again?  Would they retain their undead status but rest  
>easier now that they know they will no longer be extinguished when  
>their body fails?  (Answer: It depends on the individual.  Some do,  
>some don't.)

I actually imagined them becoming breathers again. 

>And what will happen to Saminga once the other Princes learn that he  
>is secretly a necrophile?

Not quite sure what you mean by Saminga being a Necrophile. The literal
meaning is "Death lover", which is of course quite true, all Superiors
are in love with their words (Well, maybe except the Djinn superiors).
And I don't think that Saminga would actually have intercourse with
Corpses or Undead. And I don't think the Princes would care much that
Andre's servitors have become physical Necrophiles. There is a lot that
Princes will understand under the heading of it hurts an enemy Demon
Prince. 

Randy