Just a touch...( was Re: IN> The Vorpal Spork)

[Rens Houben]

In other news for Thu, Nov 02, 2006 at 09:55:55AM -0500, Daniel Childers has been seen typing:

> Technological devices touched by Vapula operate at precisely 22.7%
> greater effectiveness, but with a precisely 42.3% greater chance of
> malfunction.

And a precisely 100% chance of exploding violently when they do
malfunction.

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