IN> Things a Malakite of Creation Should Probably Not Use

[Daniel Childers]

>From: Randolph Finder <finderrj at saintcorporation.com>
>
>* I know that not everything used in Combat by a Malakite of Creation is
>suitable for that (i.e. live chicken and picture of George Washington)
>

THINGS A MALAKITE OF CREATION SHOULD PROBABLY NOT
USE AS WEAPONS

--Individual air molecules

--priceless antiques

--the demon's own severed limbs (too Calabitish)

--(Note that in a pinch, using their *own* severed limbs is
awfully badass)

--The Eiffel Tower (too much collateral damage)

--actual weapons. (Borrrrrring.)

--anything they plan on eating later

--the State of Minnesota (way too much collateral damage)

--abstract philosophical concepts ("Ha! I smite thee with
the Categorical Imperative!"--I don't think so.)

--fragile relics they are supposed to be guarding

--nasty slimy tentacles that their vessels have instead of naughty bits
(too Japanese Etherealish. Also, ewww.)

--cute little bunny rabbits

--planet-killer asteroids (way, way, way too much collateral damage)

--the Archangel Eli ("Hey! I thought I told you guys to be cool, man!")

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