Just a touch...( was Re: IN> The Vorpal Spork)

[Daniel Childers]

>From: Michael Walton <thunderdog_sa at yahoo.com>
is free.
>
>   In a similar vein, food cooked by Haagenti will be
>incredibly delicious no matter what it actually is.  It
>will also do absolutely nothing to satisfy the diner's hunger.
>

In the rare event that Haagenti doesn't just eat it himself, of course.

Technological devices touched by Vapula operate at precisely 22.7%
greater effectiveness, but with a precisely 42.3% greater chance of
malfunction.

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