[e23-announce] Looks Like Jonah Got Off Easy

[e23-announce at sjgames.com]

[image: http://e23.sjgames.com/media/XRP1100.jpg ] 

When a whale kicks the (very, very large) bucket, it drops to the bottom of the ocean. Since there's lots of water in the way, it doesn't "drop" in the same sense that "Johnny dropped the ball." Unless Johnny dropped the ball and the ball slowly drifted through the air, steadily decaying as it fell, until it hit the ground as a gooey mass.

Sometimes, the ball (or, wait, weren't we talking about whales?) gets undeadified by the murky horrors of the deep. And that's the premise of A Magical Society Aggressive Ecology: The Undead Leviathan  ( http://e23.sjgames.com/item.html?id=XRP1100 ) . A very big, very evil, very smelly hunk of seafood.

What, a corpsified fish ain't scary enough for ya? What if I mentioned that all it does all day is float around. Oh, and kill things. Lots of things. Everythings. Oh, and it's got something called "distended grappling guts." So. Yeah. Ew. This ain't no chicken of the sea.

-- Fox Barrett