[e23-announce] Stupendous! Amazing! Unfathomable!

[e23-announce at sjgames.com]

Mind blo- oh, who am I kidding. It's totally average. See? It says so right here in the title. Modern Floorplans: Average Apartment Complex. Normal. Common. Run-of-the-mill.

It's hard to push a product on you people when the product itself won't even espouse its undue greatness. Hey, wait a second . . . 175 pages? Poster and 8.5 by 11 inch printout sizing? Designed in AutoCAD? Why, these floorplans are anything but average! I . . . I feel strangely betrayed. My world is upside down! Black is white! Right is wrong!

I think I'll just have a nice lie down, now.
-- Fox Barrett